BLOGGERS ARE SEXY!

BLOGGERS ARE SEXY!

Yes, you read that right. You are. All of you.

This is why…

In a world saturated with image managed social media trending repugnant vacuous bullshit, there are still people out there like you. People with brains. People with minds that function at ridiculously high levels of complexity. Introverts (ie. writers)Β are sexy-yes you fucking are!

Introverts run circles round the extroverts in the blogosphere. We’re in our element here! Extroverts and your pedestrian dull as dishwater small talk are not welcome here.

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Blogging is for people who have a spark about them, not a ‘beat you round the head with flashing neon light have you heard the latest about the Kardashians’ spark, but a spark so fucking bright, you mind fuck me every single day!

When I log into WP and scan through the posts in front of me I feel my excited anticipation begin to build. How I wonderΒ will you all collectively mind fuck me today with your wisdom, your ideas, your spirit, your determination, your passion, your emotion, your soul, your ability to stimulate and bend my mind, just with the power of carefully selected and arranged words, and sometimes images and music too.

You are fucking hot!

You turn me on!

You ignite my mind…and for me to be turned on it’s ‘a mind thing’.

Work the g spot in my mind with your blog posts, “ah yeah,Β RIGHT THERE!” I cry out in ecstasy.

That’s hit the spot-fuck me that post was good πŸ˜‰

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REBLOG the fucking arse off it!

I must-because I’ve been mind fucked and I wanna share the joy so you can be mind fucked too.

You took me on a journey.

You moved me to tears.

You inspired me.

You made me realise I’m not alone.

You offered a welcomeΒ escape.

You made me smile.

I giggled like a delighted baby playing peek a boo and never getting bored of it.

YOU MIND FUCKED ME REAL GOOD!

I salute the intelligent.

I salute the original.

I salute the brave, bold and candid. You fucking excite me!

You really do!!!

You make me feel emotions that are different to what I was feeling 2 seconds ago.

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Climax upon climax. Fuck me, that post was good. I need a lie down!

Stimulate me up here pointing to head and you stimulate me down here pointing somewhere else πŸ˜‰

Does anyone else think bloggers are sexy?!

It can’t just be me!

You use your brains and I have no fucking idea what most of you look like, sometimes even what gender you are (not that it particularly matters)…but still you excite me and I love you for what you do to me! Seriously!

Bloggers, you mind fucked me real good πŸ™‚

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33 thoughts on “BLOGGERS ARE SEXY!

    1. I’m ok thanks 😊 Doing a lot better. Pretty calm now, just drained. Saw my psychologist this morning which grounded me, and I had a chance to emotionally process my difficult week. Thanks for asking pirate 😊 *hugs*

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  1. Fucking love this post! It gave me a mental erection. Haha. You’re so right though. I’ve come across some blogs that really get me going and I find myself attracted to the blogger because their mind is just so brilliant. We are an awesome bunch! Even if those people plugged into the Matrix don’t think so. Fuck ’em!

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      1. Couldn’t agree more. Closed books intrigue me because I yearn to read them, but I like those people who are just totally open about who they are so much more. Let’s face it; us bloggers are laying ourselves out there all the time. We’re braver than we realise

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          1. I’m still building my profile, but already I feel I’m connecting with people and it’s awesome. So few of the friends I have on Facebook or wherever give a shit about my blog, but that’s because they don’t get it. As you said in your post, too consumed with the extroverted bullshit social media shoves down our throats. We’re the enlightened ones having constant mind sex. We’re the fortunate ones

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            1. Yes yes yeeesss! see, I’ve had a harry met sally moment just there with the buzz of sharing with a like-minded soul! Gimme mind sex anyday…well I like real sex too, but mind sex OH YES! haha πŸ™‚ Nice to chat Paul, I’m following your blog now so look forward to you bending my mind over the coming weeks πŸ™‚

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              1. Name me a person who doesn’t like real sex πŸ˜‚ But there’s definitely something about mind fuckery that is infinitely more satisfying than anything! I have been following you for several days, but haven’t been afforded much reading time lately. I’ll definitely properly catch up with your stuff soon as I’m already pretty turned on by your brain πŸ˜‰ Have a nice weekend

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        1. I had to come off Facebook as my head was spinning with the sheer emptiness of it. It made me feel embarrassed to be human πŸ˜‚ The blog world is where I feel at home. Independent thinkers who interest me and are engaging to communicate with-yes please! πŸ’– Nice chatting with you 😊

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  2. Briliant, brilliant! So I took a tiny, baby step on my latest blog post. I actually used the tag ‘sexual abuse’, which I never thought I’d be able to do. I know to most people it seems like such a small thing, but to me it’s a major accomplishment. Maybe soon I’ll be able to actually use that word in one of my posts, and not just as a tag, lol.

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    1. Well done for using the tag. SEXUAL ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE SEXUAL ABUSE…it’s only words poppet to accurately label what happened to you. Building up to using those words comfortably is something you will achieve Xxx

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  3. Bloody marvelous post, darling Summer. I love it that you’re feeling better. Your post says so, too. (I’ve read other comments already πŸ˜›). I hope your new week is way better than the last. Mwah! πŸ’–πŸ˜˜β€οΈ

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      1. I’m glad to hear that, my darling Summer. I miss you lots. And having fabulous conversations. Life… 😳
        I’m so sorry. I’m trying to get as much reading as I can… and you write so fast! And I’m a slow reader. Haha! I’m kidding. Every time I start reading, I get disturbed by the family. And work keeps getting in the way. πŸ˜πŸ˜‚ Then I remember I must write, too. Sigh!
        I can’t wait for the year end closure. I need a break. I told hubby we should go to the UK for Christmas. He is convinced I’m insane. He loves summery Christmas. πŸ˜„
        Love you lots my little sister πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜˜πŸ’– Tight bear hugs to you πŸ’–πŸ’ž

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