I am so impressed with how spectacularly I failed this morning that I drew myself an award certificate….

**Sarcasm fully intended.


23 thoughts on “AWARD WINNER

  1. Ha! We ALL deserve participation awards for the crap we have to endure (especially the crap we create for ourselves).

    But dealing with anxiety, depression, PTSD, BPD, etc. is a REAL battle and our spoils of war is the chance to fight again tomorrow.

    (Wow- I just came up with that. I’m gonna have to use this again later 😉 )

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    1. Haha! My husband is going to go to the doctors with me tomorrow. I live to procrastinate another day. It is a battle and I’m weary today. I have to employ sarcasm and try and find the funny angle on it otherwise I’ll go crazy. Thanks for commenting.

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      1. Sometimes I suppose you’ve just gotta say “ah tits” to it all and maybe kick a kitten in the face for good measure. I know it’s cruel, but just think that one day that kitten will become a cat. Cats are bellends!

        Fuck knows what tangent I just went off on…

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          1. That sucks, Summer 😦
            I’m sure the location of your injury and the anticipation of having to go to the doc is doing a number on your head. Ugh…with a bit of anger and frustration thrown in, maybe?! You are kicking ass, even on these sucky days!! (even with one good glute muscle, you are still kicking ass)

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  2. I couldn’t help but chuckle at the statement “how disastrously I failed.” Hell, if I got an award for every time I failed… house would be so fucking full of awards, I’d have to move all the furniture out!
    I’m with Paul.E.Bailey….kick a kitten in the face and say “ah, tits.” (and I like kittens.) 🙂

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